03 headshot

Name: 03 (often called 3 or “oh three” or “Ought three”

Type/Race: Golem

Eye: Pale green (A large single glowing eye that floats in a small convex depression)

Hair: None

Height: 6′

Weight: 500 pounds (because he is made from magic trees and rocks…. look a wizard did it, OK?)


Background: Made by an archmage in grad school as their final project and given a basic education, the archmage then enrolled it/him at Oak Grove the same high school they went to; for no other reason than to piss off the teachers that gave them bad grades when they went there.

For whatever reason (magic) 03 is annoyingly precise about random things.